Definitive pizza toppings and every single thing i eat or drink, ranked

A tier list by Hawkman · published 19 July 2026

Ok before anyone starts. pineapple is S and i will not be taking questions. sweet salty hot cheese. thats the whole argument. the actual crime on this list is TAP WATER which tastes like a swimming pool sounds ranked purely on does it bang. no nutrition stuff no health vibes just does my brain go brrr. mushrooms are wet nothing. tea is coffee that gave up. scrambled eggs are fried eggs for cowards and i stand by that

S tier

  1. Pepperoni
  2. Coffee
  3. Pineapple On Pizza

A tier

  1. Croissant
  2. Fried Eggs
  3. Mayonnaise

B tier

  1. Bagel
  2. Ketchup
  3. Sparkling Water

C tier

  1. Scrambled Eggs
  2. Mustard

D tier

  1. Mushrooms
  2. Tea

F tier

  1. Tap Water

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